March 24, 2004

health creditz


  hey
git yer
  premium credits
heeyah
  get yeer
  premium creditz
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  some things are so pretty
you just know
you'll
fall in luv wiff em

case in point

if we all
re elect bush and the elephant kongress

we may live to  see korporate amerika
come ride to our rescue on health costs.

yep the plans clear as crystal




so
the sooner we get this
electoral reconfirmation of the republidons
out of the way
the sooner
they can clear a legal path for the tower boys
to hep uz out

see
the corporate nomemklatura
are just dead set on
taking
a big slab
of that fucking
health premium of yerz
under their wingz

how ?

simple folks
just
let tower tom take hiz contribution
to your premium payment
as a  credit off his corporate taxes

there's a job creation side too
even Kerry has a version of this one
but
the idea's not novel
already
towering tommy gets to credit
some machinary he buys

this job creation credit
is just  like that
only
the equipment's
made outa
humans

big deal
ho hum

especially if you already got a job

but this
" pay my premium
will ya  boss"

look at the up side here

last year the feds racked in
tens of billions off
corporate income taxes

imagine all that goin 
toward yer premiums

 god knows it
would take a good hack
out

so get to the booth
 early and often
this could save you
hundreds of dollarz

what da ya say
should we 
give the boys
with the flat feet 
dancing  trunks
and big happy ears
another turn at the wheel

       yahoooooooooooooooo

or is there another shoe here ?

answer availible after november 2nd

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addendum

 ok ok 
maybe the deal
 might go household vs corporate

maybe you'll get 
to take something 
right off your income tax bill

not enough liability?

 cash back ?

sure thats better


but  
will it float ?



details at eleven
Posted by pinky at March 24, 2004 01:17 PM

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