House of Paine

EATING AMERICA

  dateline jan 13

                             (1)
    Resolution season is on...
                          don't write any checks
         your body can't cash

Yes America, it's belt-tightening time.


                 Oprah told me today 
                   “it's emotions makes us fat”

            it would seem
for the past few decades
  young affluent 
   america of the female kind 
has cried out for
                                 a   new form of starvation
                  self starvation
 
        maybe we need
 an official government certified
 category 
    like
USDA Certified
 Starving Americans
type 2(a)

  ( a )  for anorexic 
 i.e.
starvation thats
self induced 
voluntary
and just plain
good fer ya soul 



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why  you may ask
are so
MANY OF US
 fat fat fat 

accordin ta Oppey windfuck 
its cause we got ourselves
a pandemic
of sickselfsad
 drippings
inside our insides

and honey 
we iz resortin 
to dis universal
    lard inducer
 cause
yes loveniks we got 
 holes in our wholeness 

  an unalterable
 sense in our souls
of the big empty

and quite naturally
this triggers
unquenchable
comfort cravings

 whence the perpetual   pig out
“  tried eating
                   our way outta
  all them cravins
 alls we got was bargy ”

  but now
thanx ta the factoid stylings
of our
beloved  Oprahphonia
     
     we lernt
                   can’t be done
  no mam
               can’t be done
  CAN’T EAT YOUR WAY
 OUTTA
lonesome 
 LOSERHOOD
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                        ( 2)
 god fuck a duck 
if this ain’t 
the   straight and usual 
 oprahdope
  
 whats up
    lady crunch
no new angle ?

guess not 

AMERICA’S ANSWER FOR
      too much cheap starch 
 on the plate 
  accordin to ope 
i s 
    throw it away 
and buck up to the challenge
of self making 

yep same old same old 
 

“SELF HELP”
“ SELF MAKE ”
      SELF-SELF
 SELF SELF SELF 

ARFF ARFF ARFF
                    
 for what ails ya 
       love spot inside
      TRY MENTAL POWER 

AND REMEMBER KIDS 

 no           
        mutual transfusions
allowed 
       no                    give take/take give
no 
helpin hand for
the  lonely gal stuff
  nope not that neither 
   nope nope noprah
 thats NOT FOR 
our gal         
                    thats codependency
 brothers
and
sisters
 the sin of enabling 
 
          other folks got their own problems
                       you got to   fix yourself baby
by your self 

  thats doctors orders
                            
and besides
 its the 
 American way

             the rest is addiction
    
so do it
drop the fuckin fork 

and strictly 
 coldturkey too
its
  nuffin
but
  steel cage
 Anorexia
  dis happy
new year
for you gal 

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now 
shit 
this mojo’s
 just a  big ass
bag
of  
standard ized
 helptv
type  fuckyou
 right on up 
fodder
 
and whats more specific
its
plain jane
regulation issue
typical     
selflacerating
evil

bite not into this 
 OPRAHCAKE


 folks  say
all at once now 
“ horse shit OPRAH
horse shit 
     you poison pancake you”
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WE
oughta
 know by now

no simple homely
truth about helping each other on thru 
 can chasten can  humble
the rich and
 powerful DOPERAH

  humble the great
madam OPRATSKI
 never!!!    but Isay
fuck her
anyway
               fuck her
right square 
IN HER SUNDAY BEST

Must You & I go through
 
Another Year OF
          Recovery and Lying Low
whilst we 
iz all 
listening
to the  ceaseless clammer
 of 
 corporate sponsored 
 big mouths
like this OPRAHNATOR

FUCK  YOUR SELF 
lady Tubbatha 
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FREE folks 
of earth

be free

free from all  
    clammer
 and clutter 
 and  three choice
 juice kits 
  
all this branded whining
and refining 

feel free to start 
   puking
and
 pussing

spit out
their
 poisonberries
blow away their
   ever pollutting
goo bop Simpson SAUCES 

blow away their
everythings
on the house FREE TODAY ONLY
HURY LIMITED LIMITED
FIRST COME 
DON’T WAIT

DITCH THEIR PUTRID 
  SPIRIT PARFAITS 
  served up x large and whiff 

its their deal 
guys 
 jive on top
for you
and the bottom dollar
 for them


by the way 
if they dont like 
the margins
they’ve bin gettin
recently 
 that sure 
ain’t 
your poop

let them fry their own asses
if theyre all twisted up
about the situation 
          if       they
            got
  dicked up
        in
their own preparations
                
 if   they
                  failed to make
the  nut money
       
if            they
                           don't got
                  what all
     the do gots 
dont got for 
all their getting

EAT SHIT cock suckers 

whats more 

i say 
if they don’t shut the fuck up

if they don’t flay
themselves
instead of us

 then the remedyis clear 
you burn their trashy asses
 at the stake


 yes burn burn burn
that’ll render some useless fat 
once and for all

fuckin  fire up these
unspeakable they "persons" 
   these  bobbing
tv balloons

 and for the
first torch job 

 I nominate
   her royal heinous
          the OOAFRAH 
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