House of Paine

HACK SUCKS

  WOLF HOWLS AT HACK 
april 18 2003 



  Hack maybe you
  need to do a 
little self inspection

a lttle short arm inspection
 after where you’ve been
 putting  it lately




 look at yourself
these days
 you’re every where
 and you’re nowhere
  in print
  on the web 
 across the tube

  one second your 
up there 
   haunting us on 
 the boobascope 
  making some keyed up
 mass appeal

  some quick tempo
 “gall dang 
   thems boys is great”
  jabberwacky

  the next second  you’re
 websiting  us from inside the 
brass urinals at the  pentagon 
   shootin us the latest countercurrents
    the sad sack service  skinny
  the  suckers flapdoodle
  the way outsiders
   insiders poop  

 then next  sure enough 
 its back on the glass teat
   again
wind bag rah rah  rahing it

  about the Hackway to 
  warrior gold

 GOOD LORD 
   right now mr magic  
   with  you at the top of your  game
like this  
oliver north at his daffy duck tops
 cant beat you for shameless 
 self flogging    

  is it all about the book sales
 Hack 
  and getting hired to give 
as many big dollar  rubber chicken sermons
 as the circuit will stand 
 
 if so I pause 
and bow 
 god love you
we all got bills  
 and  we all got to live
  some how

 but if its
  ego blimpitude 
 please get your self a bayonet 
 and   
 pop the weasel 
  
 you know 
my god hack 
there’s  nothing 
in this world  worse then 
  a big winded  retired col
 sideline supervising 
  every shot and blast 
     every drive and halt 
    in sight

 are you really like that inside ?



 if so  flip up the lid and 
do some overhauling 

 hack take a good look at 
your sorry ass 
projected image 
  you self promote 
you self laud
 you self puff 
  and  you self preen

god 
  the delight you take in your words
  bouncing off an ignorant  civilian  world 
  is well 
  one to test the lower limits 
of a soldier’s
sense of  brotherhood    

 and when you’re not at that 
  TV TALKABILLY game
  I’ll be damned 
if you’re not out there
  licking old brasscans
like their Elvis
 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE 

by the way 
 whats with the fruity upness bit
  you  elated over  america’s
   new sunday hat or something ?

 we know     the teletubbies
    try to build their talents 
  tube personas 
     in primary humors
but this galloping gourmet bit 

Hackster  please 
for decency’s sake  
please  check over  your  shtick 

   your a warrior     my man
 
 and you’re going around
  talking like that airy headed 
   way over aged
 health drink huckster
  the one stuck on back channel  cable
 the one with the blender full
of  vegetable goodness
 and skin like Custer’s last  saddle 
  
and god damn it 
 you have sillier hair then anyone
  absolutely any damn one
  what are we talking here 
 Ceasars steam bath 

your mop is  sillier then anything   
this side of  that  clueless 
  mad hatter slope 
   presently at the  helm of the DPRK

 you’re  positively indecent

‘ yes colonel this should work 
this is you
 try it on 
 we call it 
 poof rug # 13 ”


 hellfire HACK 
you passed both Elton John 
and  fatmeister Richard  Simons like they 
  had  nailed down slippers


 YOU’RE  SUPPOSED TO COME OFF
 foxhole    GRIZZLED 
NOT BREEZE  BLOWN


 jumpin  jingles Hack 
right about now
 you’re   as close 
to the final   Ego-morph 
   as 
 an old  exsuperwarrior 
dare get 

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  NEXT STOP 
 GERALDO RIVERA 
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