I’VE DECIDED
TO LET THE
WORLD INTO
MY SLEEP VISIONS
HERE IS THE FIRST
IT'S FROM ONE
OF MY DREAM GUYS
this guys
a regular Falstaffian figment
visited me
a couple nites ago
very vivid
i know him only as
Sergeant Wolf
U.S. Army ( retired )
that's it
don’t know
where this guy comes from
except seems to be
DIXIE-somewhere
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I WAS LOOKING AT
AN E BIO
OF LARRY FLYNT
EARLIER THAT EVENING
I’M
SURE THAT PLAYED A ROLE
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THIS DREAM WRAITH
JUST GAVE
his name and rank
WHAT EVER
WATER SHED CONJUNCTURE
CONGERED HIM
HE ROLLED IN ON ME
LAST NIGHT
AS I WAS
ABOUT TO SING
TO
A BLACK WOMAN
OF VERY
DEMURE
HOLLY BERRY
TYPE HABITS
HE WAS RIDING
ON A PREPOSTEROUSLY
NARROW WHEELCHAIR
WITH A BLANKET OVER HIS LEGS
AND
AN ARMY HELMET ON HIS HEAD
not one of these
new nazi style helmets
an old G I
helmet
NO
i think it was prolly
just a helmet liner
A PLASTIC LINER
AND
HE WAS SMOKING
A FLYNT TYPE CIGAR TOO
HERE HE IS
HE STARTS TALKING
LIKE ITS
SOME KIND OF RADIO BROADCAST
( THERES A BOOM
MIKE OR SOMETHING
MOVING AROUND
OVER HIS HEAD
SHADOWING HIS FACE
PICKING THIS UP )
“ GREETINGS FELLOW WARRIORS
GREETINGS
HOWS THE HANG OUT THERE BY THE WAY
YA READY TO RUMBLE ?
WHAT .............
WHAT ...
THE SARGE CAN’T HEAR YA
ARE YA READY HARDONS
CAUSE I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO
YOU GREEN PRICKS
I SURE
AS HELL
HOPE SO
NOW
I FIGURE THE BRASS
like all brass everywhere
has been shooting
a nonstop stream of warm bullshit
right in your face
pretty much from day one
so
all you grunts
gotta have a better
then just fair idea
whats waiting
to waltz with you
over there
on the
other side of the line
now for what little its worth
its my take
these fucks in front of you
as far as they go as fighting forces
as opponents
fuck as men
well I’d say they’re prolly
about as lame a pack of
sand weasils as god has ever created
and its my guess
wherever
you are right now
no matter how far away from the line
you got to be smelling
the dread
the heinous dread
coming off their backs
cause they’re
waitin on ya
knowing you’re
comin in
just waitin
and quiverin
and I’ll bet when you finally
bust in on em they ‘ll all be bent over
blouses up
hopin
ya slip em
the big fella
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poor fuckheads
all they can do
is wait and
wait
while Saddam dicks with the white house
wait and wait and wait
till its
good old
American take out time
wait
with their purple asses flying in the wind
like a pack of over fucked baboons
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listen joe
do the whole world
a favor
when you finally really do
get in there
takem’ all the fuck out
will ya please
I mean all the face cards
takem out
now I don’t mean the wee willys
not the poor draft and press gang squeezings
no rangers
I MEAN
the face cards
the officers
the bugle butts
take every last fucking one of
those overstuffed
fig assed sand cunts
and take em totally fucking out
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you ‘ve all seen
or hear
their rap sheet
I’m sure
what a gang of
ass fornicating
back shooting
jelly spined scum
pork’m
pork’m
pork’m
and while you’re at it
turn they’re filth Palaces
their gold and silk
toy town ass Parlors
into golf hassards
turn’m into
desert TAR
make’m die fellas
make all them face cards die
make em a world wide example
show everyone out there on the world street
just what
that particular brand
of vicious bully boy ignorance’s
got comin’ to it
AND
make it such a horrific fuck over
no little assball
anywhere
ever again
signs on as an officers
on that type of sick ass
perpetual blood flow
sleigh ride
fuck’m and flush’m
every last face card
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AND WHEN YOU’VE DONE
ALL MANKIND
SHOULD
BLESS YOU
FUCK ASS RANGERS
WHETHER THEY LIKE
YOU OR NOT
GENTLEMEN
GODS SPEED
AND GODS LUCK
TO ALL OF YOU
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but boys
ALL THATS HARDLY
WHY I’M BROADCASTIN TO YA
NO I AIN’T THAT DECENT
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT THAT DECENT
YA SEE ACTUALLY I’M SQUAWKIN
NOW
CAUSE I’M WASHED UP AS A FIGHTIN MAN
MYSELF
SO I GOT TO LIVE THRU YOU GUYS NOW
THIS PARTICULAR
EX FIVE STRIPER
openned his pie hole
CAUSE HE CAN’T JUMP WITH YA THIS TIME
INSTEAD
ALL I CAN DO
IS TRY BEATING
some fucking sense into you
SENSE
I DIDN’T HAVE
WHEN I WAS WHERE
YOU’LL BE IN A FEW WEEKS
SO
HERE IT IS GOOD FUCKING SENSE
SO DON’T YOU MORONS
BLOW ME OFF HERE
AND END UP MAKING
the same
fucking mistake I did
DON’T JUST
put in your time
TILL YOU PULL YOUR SABRE
drinkIN
TILL DAWN
FUCKIN PUSSY
OR WHAT YOU HOPE TA HELL IS PUSSY
and end up
when the party is finally over
just some stiff dicked crip LIKE ME
with a scummy centerfold picture
and a clowns
barff breakfast to eat
each morning
THINK AHEAD GRUNTS
think ahead
just a little
think about that time
when the coming battle will be over
CAUSE BOYS
right then
will be your main chance
YES SIR
YOUR MAIN CHANCE
FOR ONCE HARD ONS
i want you to think about whats really
in this for you
once you’ve taken out Saddam and his boys
once all iraqs
saved from tyranny
when you grunts have secured
all the main areas
after youve destroyed
or locked away
all the sharp toys over there
in other words when phase two
can begin
when the real purpose
of your mission gets rolled out on you
when the bully brass knobs
get you securing the place for keeps
especially all those great big oil wells
and lovely pipelines
which will
thanks to you cowboys
be safely in american hands
all that
fine pumpable crude
under americas stewardship
thanx to you fucks
get me
can ya
SEE where my pitch ‘s comin’ from ?
I HOPE SO
anyway
after the lovin
when the civilian bean counters
start swarming around
checking out the winnings for
mister mister and associates
of
THE GENERAL CONSOLIDATED
YANKEE/DOODLE
SEA TO SEA
OIL TRUST
WHEN ALL THE KUNTERS WITH THE BIG SPOONS
OVER THERE ON WALL STREET
ARE DROOLIN OVER THE BOODLE
THATS WHEN YOU GOT TO
MAKE YOUR FUCKIN PLAY
YOU GOTTA DEMAND
“ SHOW US THE GOLD BABY”
YEP
TELL EM ALL
LISTEN UP FUCKS
ITS US MADE THIS ALL HAPPEN
US US US
NOT YOU FUCKING PIGEON CHESTED
BRASS HATS
NOT YOU POLS BACK HOME
SHOUTIN’ AND BLOWIN
RED WHITE AND BLUE POLKA DOTS
OUT YER ASSES
NOT YOU
ONCE AND FUTURE WAR PROFITEERS
ABOUT TO STUFF YER CROTCHES
WITH DIRTY MONEY
AND ESPECIALLY NOT YOU BIG TWAT
GANG OF LIMITED LIABILITY
ASSHEADS
BEHIND
THIS WHOLE FUCK A DUCK GIG
IN THE FIRST PLACE
IT’S THANKS TO
US
THANKS
TO OUR SWEAT
AND
OUR BALLS
THAT YOU FUCKING
CORPORATE ASSHEADS
HAVE A WORLD THATS SAFE FOR
TRUTH
OPPORTUNITY
AND
AMERICAN
FREE ENTERPRISE
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BROTHERS YOU GOT TO GO FOR IT
BY RIGHTS AFTER THIS PARTICULAR CRUSADE
THE BIGGEST CHUNK OF WHATS
FUCKING
OVER THERE
WORTH THE TAKING
SHOULD BE YOURS
THAT’S HOW IT WAS DONE
DURING THE HOLY CRUSADES
THE KNIGHTS GOT
THE LIONS SHARE
THE FIGHTERS
THIS TIME
WHO’S THE FUCKING KNIGHTS
HOW ABOUT IT GUYS
WHOS THE FUCKING KNIGHTS THOIS TIME AROUND
YOU’RE THE FUCKING
KNIGHTS HONEY BABES
YOU’RE THE KNIGHTS
THE MAJOR PIECE
OF THE OIL POOL RECOVERY FEE
BELONGS
TO YOU
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OKAY YOU GET THAT
BUT RANGERS
THE MANS PLAN
READS DIFFERENT
MISTER MISTERS PLAN
CALLS FOR HIM
ALL BY HIS OWNSELF
TO KEEP IT TIGHT BABY
AS FAR AS HE CARES
YOU RAZOR BACKS CAN HAVE
ALL THE GLORY YOU WANT
BUT HE GETS
THE BLACK GOLD
CAUSE
TO MISTER MISTER
YOU’RE NO KNIGHT
NOT AFTER THE SHOOTINS OVER
NO RANGER
YOURE
JUST A
GOD DAMN PUMPKIN
A GOD DAMN
BRIGHT ORANGE PUMPKIN
HE’S GONNA WATCH
SOME BRASS ELEPHANT
PIN A MEDAL ON
MORAL OF STORY
WHEN THE MANS GOT HIS BLACK GOLD
THE DANCE IS OVER
YOU ALL TURN BACK INTO GARDEN PRODUCTS
GET ME GUYS
AM I COMIN THRU CLEAR
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NOW LISTEN TO ME ASSHOLES
GET THIS STRAIGHT
IM REPEATING
MYSELF HERE
CAUSE
ITS THE NUB
YOU ARE ABOUT TO REHOOK
ALL THAT SWEET BUBBLIN
CRUDE
BACK UP
TO MISTER MISTER’S PROFIT PIPELINES
AND IN EXCHANGE FOR WHAT ?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET ?
I TELL YOU WHAT
STAR BILLING
AND A
FIST FULL OF CHUMP CHANGE
I SAY FUCK THAT RANGERS
I SAY YOU
DEMAND THE FUCKING STAR PAYCHECK TOO
HOW ABOUT IT
SEEN ANY BALL PLAYERS
SETTLE FOR FAME LATELY
HELL NO
THEY DON’T SETTLE
FOR SPOT LIGHTS IN PUBLIC
AND WOMBAT WAGES BACK STAGE
DO THEY
NOT ANY MORE THEY DON’T
THEY GOT A UNION AND COURT ORDERS BEHIND EM NOW
YOUR HEROES TOO
SO WHY NOT JOIN THEIR MOTION
TELL THOSE BRASS SHIT SQUIRTERS
TO FORK IT FUCKING OVER
LIKE THEY FORK IT TO THE BALL PLAYERS
TELL
THOSE FLY EATING
ASS BARKING
COL. TAMPONS
AND TELL
FUCKIN GEN. BUTT PLUG
TOO
THAT
“ GENTLEMEN SIRS ITS TIME
WE GRUNTS
WET OUR BILLS TOO ”
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FOR ONCE
GET FUCKING MISTER MISTER
TO FORCE THE PENTAGON
TO GIVE IT UP SERIOUS
REALLY SERIOUS
FOR ONCE TELL THE MAN
HE’S GOT TO PAY
THE FULL FUCKING FREIGHT
THIS TIME
“ THE DELIVERY
COMES C.O.D MOTHER FUCKER ”
TELL’M
“ HISTORY DON’T REPEAT
NOT THIS TIME COCK SUCKERS
THIS TIME THE GUYS
DOIN THE WET WORK ARE GETTIN
BOTH THE GLORY AND THE GOLD”
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JOE
THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE
THIS TIME SAY”
“ NOPE GLORY AIN’T ENOUGH ”
GLORIES FINE GENTLEMEN
AND YOU WILL DESERVE
BUCKETS OF IT
BUT ALONE
WITH OUT GLORY’S SISTER
WITHOUT HER SISTER GOLD
NO SIR
GLORY AIN’T UP TO IT
NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH
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I DON’T WANT YOU HARDONS
TO HAVE
TO FIND OUT
HOW RIGHT I AM
WHEN I SAY THIS STUFF
I DON’T WANT TO FIND YOU
SOME DAY
SITTIN WHERE I AM NOW
AND SIZZLIN INSIDE AT HOW
STUPID
HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU WERE
LET THERE BE NO MORE OF THAT SHIT
PLEASE
GUYS
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU
THIS SOLDIER’S
SEEN
THE GLORY ONLY DRILL
BEFORE
GOES SOMETHING
LIKE THIS
GLORY WALKS RIGHT UP TO YOU
TAKES THE DRINK OUT OF YOU HAND
AND STRAIGHT OFF
WHETHER YOU DESERVE IT OR NOT
SHE TAKES YOU UPSTAIRS
AND SHE FUCKS YOU FLAT
FUCKS YOU
LIKE YOUVE NEVER BEEN FUCKED
FUCKS YOU
TILL YOUR SIMPLE
THEN ZAP
SHE’S GONE
AND YOU ARMY BOY
YOU’RE BACK
RIGHT WHERE
YOU STARTED
ONLY NOW
YOUR DICK’S IN A CASTE
AND
YOUR BRAIN’S
READY FOR
THE ICE CREAM SCOOP
SO ITS GOT TO BE
BOTH SISTERS
GLORY FOT TONITE
AND GOLD FOR TOMORROW
GLORY AND GOLD
GOLD AND GLORY
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OKAY YOU AGREE
BUT THEN THERES
THE GETTIN TO THE HOW
OF IT ALL
THATS WHERE
THE DARK SIDE COMES IN
LISTEN UP
WHAT IF
AFTER ALLS TIGHT
WHAT IF
INSTEAD OF A “ HERE IT IS BOYS”
INSTEAD OF THAT
WHAT IF
COL TAMPON LAFFS YOU OFF
OR MAYBE ITS NOT HIM
MAYBE ITS GEN BUTT PLUG
OR MOST LIKELY
WHAT IF
ITS MISTER MISTER HIMSELF
WHAT IF
THE SUPER PRICK
PULLS OUT ONE
OF
1,000 WAYS
TO SAY TO YOU ALL
“ STICK IT SUCKERS
I’D RATHER
PERSONALLY RAIL FUCK
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
THEN
HAND
EVEN ONE OF YOU THREE TIME LOSERS
ANY REAL ACTION ”
IF HE DOES THAT
AND FACE IT BROTHERS
HE WILL
THEN YOU GOT TO GIVE MISTER MISTER
A SECOND MESSAGE
YOU GOT TO GET COL TAMPON
TO INFORM
GEN BUTT PLUG
TO RESPECTFULLY
REMIND
MISTER MISTER
AND
ALL HIS OILY COMRADES
ON WALL STREET
THAT YOU GRUNTS ARE
OUT THERE
GUARDING
THEIR LITTLE BONANAZA
IMAGINE BROTHERS
ALL THAT SWEET BLACK GOO
AND YOU’RE THE ONES
PROTECTING EVERY LAST
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DROP
JUST SO THOSE LOVELY GENTS
IN HOUSTON AND MANHATTAN
CAN BUY THEMSELVES
AL L THE SILVER HOG RINGS
AND
GOLDEN ASS DRILLS
THEY’LL EVER NEED
AND OF COUSE
YOU’RE GONNA BE
GUARDING IT ALL
AND
YOU’RE PROUD AND
HONORED TO DO IT
GUARDING
ALL THOSE PUMPING RIGS
AND TRANSPORT PIPES
AND STORAGE TANKS
GUARDING
EACH AND
EVERY ONE
OF THEM
LIKE THEY WERE YOUR OWN
MOMMA’S SHOTGUN
OR YOUR DADDYS SATIN HAT
THEN AGAIN
GOD FORBID
SOME AWEFUL
DESTRUCTIVE
ACCIDENT
WERE TO BEFALL ANY OF IT ......
YOU SAVVY ME SHIT HEADS ?
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FELLAS FACE THE MUSIC
BURNING OIL WELLS
MAKES A PRETTY PICTURE FOR DESERT SUMMERS DAY
“ SHOW US THE GOLD HARDONS”
Posted by pinky at February 28, 2003 11:30 AM
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