March 04, 2004

cola wars smola wars


  and there's a cola war angle too


all this jazz about
  the 401 kaying of SSI
has an obvious
big picture story

in a pinch 
 it gets uncle
off the promise promises hook
once and for all

but theres some nice details here too 

for one thing 
the contro route
gets uncle
out of the cost of living adjustment bizness 
without ghoulish  tampering with indexes



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cola cola cola

what a mess 

  even dear old Alan the Green
don't like colas

cola means
 no inflation worries
your payments get adjusted
you got no stake 
in the war against
inflation 

sister 
you're protected

" go ahead juice up the credit supply
create some more jobs
inflation fuck it
I'm protected"

multiply that by most SSI retiress
makes a big dent 
in the hard money ranks

see the drift

so old inflation fighter Alan
  recently in front of  a Congo committee
  sez
" maybe we need to look at the SSI index"



makes sense 
shit 
and  since Alan's a sadistic  
pharmacy bench poisoner
 from way back
nothin he'd love more
 then to 
 jigger the cola sub 


you know frig around with it 
turn it toxic

i can just 
see him 
hee hee heeing 
it up 
as he
 formulates
   a surprise potion
for all the dumb ass 
 old  folks

holding it up in
to the mirror 

" heres to you 
 trailer park pete
 and you too  little  misses 
thats it thats it gooood 
 swallow it all now
aaaaahh
thats the ticket "

hee hee hee  
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yes yes yes 

old  Green Slime 
  the slippery rat fink
wants to jigger 
with theSSI cola

  cook up a new index
   and 
  turn it 
into a real hearth and home  
 wrecker

  you know  
slip this new formula
into the retirement stream 
of all those 
  fucking 
working fools 
out there
 and then just 
kick back
and watch the show 

watch in glee
as his brain child 
agonizes the guts 
of a couple generations worth
of ex- jobbled worklings 

and best of all agonize em 
when their too old to recover  
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but it ain't to be 

nope 

 fuck that antique taxi dancer
with his serial stealth poisonings

he's old school

Gomez Addams 


enter the neat new models

enter the bushery bobs 

look em over
and you'll agree

  the Bush babies
  are 
light years beyond
the kiss of the  greentoe

cause 
they know 

all's simple
 as sardines 

once you know
the secret

yes sir 
 for long rides
without bumps

fuck promises 
fuck em entirely

all ya got to do 
iz let
 the jobbled choose 
their own path to destitution
and
the deal falls in place
like spring flowers


  401 kaying gets
it all  done
without 
resort to
 the gothick
 potion  gimmicks
  UNCLE ALAN
    likes 
 jerking himself off with


the bushkabobs
as  fully up dated 
 dry gulchers
know 
the new  score
on such reshuffles

know it 

and know it 
inside out

after all they just migrated
from the profit sector
where
 the roll over
from defining benes
to defining contributions
has had
 epical win win results
for the corporate
 high wire boys

 face the bare facts

whats with promises 
dfuck that action
 
contributioning
now thats the tits boy 

leaves no finger prints

" ok kids here's your accounts
and 
here's our
 matching formula
so 
  go to it
see what you can make
out of your own future "

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 as to today's topic

  colas

well with contro plans
it becomes

" what colas ?
you place your bets
you takes your chances "


and heres the kicker
say
down the road 
 per luck
profit motives call
for
an emergency
 rapid
" real  benefit  adjustment"

 well ....

all uncle needs do 
is just
up the inflation rate
and 
blammo 
every last  poor
retired  fool's
 soft landing just got
bone hard


nice little  option eh

yes mister dope face 
killing colas creates
a special purpose
high performance
  gyp option

obviously
its not exactly
designed 
 for average driving
 conditions 
GETS
 too volitile

no you got to use this tool sparingly

cause 
unfortunately
that old nag
lady  Price Level
once she's roused  
can start to
  gallop places you don't want to see her go 
 

but hey
some times 
a smack in the mouth fels like 
 a kiss from heavan

look  what 
lettin lady price level
loose 
and I mean really loose 
look what it  
  done
to russia 
AFTER 91 

decades worth 
of unspendable
household savings 
 needed   removal
and fast 
if free market capitalism
was to have a real fighten chance
over there
 behind the iron curtain

well  
zaaaaapp
in no time 
   all those 
  slavic nits
 were putty in the hands a progress 

  with
  70 years of toil and blood
  gone in a matter of months 
  any wagejob looked good  

waaaaammmm

what a massacre!!!!

fucking lord amighty 
 lady inflation
made the music play
back then alright
 
old russia
  learned the value of a days work 
in a new york minute 
yes madam 
 raging inflation 
blew away 
three generations
worth  of 
" well we had 
hope  some day to... "  

and it was 
a blow out 
 heard round the world

" take that 
 comrade putznik"
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 lesson for all of uz ?


yes

a good dose of 
rampant inflation 
 is is is

well its
 in a phrase 

  " the  neutron bomb
of finance kapital "

set her off
and " gearonttteeeed"
no one 
below
kap grade
will come out viable

no one


 hey
 no wonder 
 theres not 
a Kap gang 
this side of a Tahiti beach cabin
willing to give 
 up such an  option

READ ME 
   FELLAS ?


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Posted by pinky at March 4, 2004 04:37 PM

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