and there's a cola war angle too all this jazz about the 401 kaying of SSI has an obvious big picture story in a pinch it gets uncle off the promise promises hook once and for all but theres some nice details here too for one thing the contro route gets uncle out of the cost of living adjustment bizness without ghoulish tampering with indexes -------------------------------------------------------------- cola cola cola what a mess even dear old Alan the Green don't like colas cola means no inflation worries your payments get adjusted you got no stake in the war against inflation sister you're protected " go ahead juice up the credit supply create some more jobs inflation fuck it I'm protected" multiply that by most SSI retiress makes a big dent in the hard money ranks see the drift so old inflation fighter Alan recently in front of a Congo committee sez " maybe we need to look at the SSI index" makes sense shit and since Alan's a sadistic pharmacy bench poisoner from way back nothin he'd love more then to jigger the cola sub you know frig around with it turn it toxic i can just see him hee hee heeing it up as he formulates a surprise potion for all the dumb ass old folks holding it up in to the mirror " heres to you trailer park pete and you too little misses thats it thats it gooood swallow it all now aaaaahh thats the ticket " hee hee hee -------------------------- yes yes yes old Green Slime the slippery rat fink wants to jigger with theSSI cola cook up a new index and turn it into a real hearth and home wrecker you know slip this new formula into the retirement stream of all those fucking working fools out there and then just kick back and watch the show watch in glee as his brain child agonizes the guts of a couple generations worth of ex- jobbled worklings and best of all agonize em when their too old to recover -------------------------------------------------------------- but it ain't to be nope fuck that antique taxi dancer with his serial stealth poisonings he's old school Gomez Addams enter the neat new models enter the bushery bobs look em over and you'll agree the Bush babies are light years beyond the kiss of the greentoe cause they know all's simple as sardines once you know the secret yes sir for long rides without bumps fuck promises fuck em entirely all ya got to do iz let the jobbled choose their own path to destitution and the deal falls in place like spring flowers 401 kaying gets it all done without resort to the gothick potion gimmicks UNCLE ALAN likes jerking himself off with the bushkabobs as fully up dated dry gulchers know the new score on such reshuffles know it and know it inside out after all they just migrated from the profit sector where the roll over from defining benes to defining contributions has had epical win win results for the corporate high wire boys face the bare facts whats with promises dfuck that action contributioning now thats the tits boy leaves no finger prints " ok kids here's your accounts and here's our matching formula so go to it see what you can make out of your own future " ----------------------------------------------------- as to today's topic colas well with contro plans it becomes " what colas ? you place your bets you takes your chances " and heres the kicker say down the road per luck profit motives call for an emergency rapid " real benefit adjustment" well .... all uncle needs do is just up the inflation rate and blammo every last poor retired fool's soft landing just got bone hard nice little option eh yes mister dope face killing colas creates a special purpose high performance gyp option obviously its not exactly designed for average driving conditions GETS too volitile no you got to use this tool sparingly cause unfortunately that old nag lady Price Level once she's roused can start to gallop places you don't want to see her go but hey some times a smack in the mouth fels like a kiss from heavan look what lettin lady price level loose and I mean really loose look what it done to russia AFTER 91 decades worth of unspendable household savings needed removal and fast if free market capitalism was to have a real fighten chance over there behind the iron curtain well zaaaaapp in no time all those slavic nits were putty in the hands a progress with 70 years of toil and blood gone in a matter of months any wagejob looked good waaaaammmm what a massacre!!!! fucking lord amighty lady inflation made the music play back then alright old russia learned the value of a days work in a new york minute yes madam raging inflation blew away three generations worth of " well we had hope some day to... " and it was a blow out heard round the world " take that comrade putznik" ------------------------- lesson for all of uz ? yes a good dose of rampant inflation is is is well its in a phrase " the neutron bomb of finance kapital " set her off and " gearonttteeeed" no one below kap grade will come out viable no one hey no wonder theres not a Kap gang this side of a Tahiti beach cabin willing to give up such an option READ ME FELLAS ? -----------------------------------------------------Posted by pinky at March 4, 2004 04:37 PM
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