House of Paine

god bless the fucking tort trolls

" the invisible hand has no nobler products
then the ones
worked up by those  yeoman at the bar
the contingency  tort trolls"
                                     -  murray the K


good as they bin for us
the neg lawyers et al
may now
be forced  to  look backwards
if they want to  see their glory days



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yes indeed

if  any time soon
the Bush boys
decide to
get it on with em
like they've threatened to do
time and again in the past
well
it could mean

" trollsters
watchout "
cause your  days
of bottomless shrimp cocktails
may be numbered

when's likely ?

how's
after
  a  nice  november victory
sound to ya

maybe with 4 more in the hat
the brassy GOP fuckers
just might decide it's time
to  make that run for justice
and wipe out
the tort menace
once and for all
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by the way

I'm thinking
maybe it seems odd to you

this concern
coming from me
seeing as
I am one
of tort troll america's
sad sack  victims

my legal mugging
in a recent civil proceeding
being as it is
a matter of public record

so fucking what

anyone can get rolled
around here

after all hardon
this is Amerika for Christ's sake

you wanta prosper
at others expense
then what the fuck else
can you expect

pull that kinda shit
and you should  gotta
haveta watch
your fucking neck
and everywhere and
at all times

live by the sword
die by the sword

only makes sense

hey
thats why I love
this hellish homeland
of ours
the klass joustin


besides
shit man
I can be bigger
then ME

i can
step back

I can look
at the whole panarama

it's obvious
in the swim of things
what's
a  few shell frags
along the way

am I right sir

just another
small   part of
the daily ration of omelets
we all love to eat


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back to the thread

speaking of omelets

look at what
these fucking trolls
have been cookin up
over the last couple of epochs


compare them
to say
the union dons
look what those lard asses
been servin since Lewis died

and to think
as mr K pointed out
in the openning quotation
none of the trolls
acted out of brotherly love
nope

in avenging
sundry  violations
of personal liberties
and personal rights
they done their thing
in classic Smithian fashion

rarely has
such unspattered
goodness
poured forth
such amazing
abundance
simply from
a sense of
pure uncut
personal calculation


one needs
to hasten to add
here


the whole smeer
every drop of it
was and still is
only  possible
because in addition to these endless
schools of sharks
we also are blessed with
a  god sent- saxon born
plebocratic -let my peerage judge-
fuck em all if it ain't fine-
dick twister
of a cock sucking
world class jury system

without that glorious
glorious institution

these slavering greed humpers
would be pullin down
their pants today
instead  6 to 8 figures

and yet lets savor
what we've had
these past 30 dark years

name another show in town

I'm   willing to claim
over the last stretch
of road
these citizen highjacks
were just  about
the only up side
we saw

think on it kidz

well
  could be over soon

the REPUBS
if they warm to it
may end up
chopping  down
the whole of  Sherwood forest

no more passages
thru wild and wooly parts
no more
nightmares for old money bags
no more
forced and hurtful
cash transfers

cash transfers
headed
in the right class direction
for once

headed down
yes
down the class ladder
not up

god has it ever  been
the right sort of  fan's delight

well at least
as  played out here
in front of the curtain


who really knows the back story
but
to the pit
it's looked like
one big
fucking richy rich and company
fork over fest

and I dearly wanna believe in it all

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to recap

here's the rub

the republidons
of the congress
by  throwing
a mean ass
hog tie
on  the entire federal
fraud and  tort system
could close down the show

best guess is
the  model they'll use
for these new set of  rigs
oughta look
something like
one of their original masterpieces
dick dick dickery dock

those ancient shields
set up
to aid and abet
unfettered
profit and property

the original
you're billin me for killin me
double shuffle triple deal
workmen's comp

yes old 666 herself
the monk fish of
labor legislation
may be
headed to the spot light
as the latest
  fashion plate
for reform

it's a wonder

let's not remove
one of the absolutely
worst blots
on the social contract
that  uniquely inquisitorial
bollocks
that step by step
state by state piecemeal
piebald jackanapes
we dare to call
  job site justice
no let's not wipe it off the books
let's make everything
look act and dress just like it

you know the deal
got a gripe
well take it up with
some hemaroidal  bureaucrat
let him help out
your fate
he's a champ in grey
and he counts in pennies too
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if the rest of tort
and fraud
goes that route

trolldom knows well
they'lll be mostly shit outta luck

if they got
no shot before
a  jury of  peers

no chance to  tickle
the chin
of vicarious plebian  wrath

no chance to tap
that river of pay back rage
out there amongst
the mediocrity

then they got
chance  zero
no
less then zero

fuck if that goes down
even some of our top top trollsters
may end up
forced  to run
for elective office

that is  unless
they're prepared
to  die of thirst



well folks
so  long for today

stay healthy and employed

and try to
remind yourself
every once in a while
when things are off course

nothing in this life
lasts as long as it could


  
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