House of Paine

the freedom corps

  last nite I finaly cracked open a nut
i've been sqeezing for months

  heres the roll out

      scrap
    the peace corps

fuck
that dove  roost

  jesus joseph and mary
that weezer was
cooked up
during Camelot
and gone no where ever since

WHAT WE NEED
IF WE REALLY WANT A 
SELL 
 TICKETS TO RIDE  
 IS
 A FREEDOM CORP 

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come on
DILL WEEDS 

the fuckin peace corps 
my achin' back 

cherished  
 new  fronteer legacy

PLEASE 

fuck man
 that  albert sweitzer clone shit
  didn't cut it 

nowheresville
 
strictly  
Bach on the harmonica 

 
i'll tell you one think for sure 
         l 
     can't erect
 a modern type
commercial  
 nation of individual opportunity
using
  that calibre a cadre 
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 listen up
mr natural
put down
 your chop sticks 
and
 learn something
 for once in your life  

 peacibles
are born floppers

shit 
they prefer flops 

makes em feel futile 
and futile's mystical
 
cause feelin powerless
seems  like
the godheads near 

since 
this is plain fact

i ask you 

 how
 the fucking hell 
are  they going
to build 
something profitable 
for latootooville 
with their heads up 
 some hindu deities ass hole 

     

  what the
peace corps
got  done 
the past 40 years
wouldn't
 by a PIGEON
 breakfast
 in Haiti  
 
 a little peach  sappling
planted  here
and  
urinal hole
dug there

fuck come the first blast
of rain
 wind 
or fire 
and the package's gonzo
 
so nothin
accomplished
 for the dipshit
target peoples
 
and 
as for their own selves 
well shit 
they flew
 in there 
like 
 they all were 
fucking 
 sticks
 of moral dynamite 


best outcomes
 a case of the clap 

god knows
 what happened to any
poor souls 
with the evil misfortune 
to have come in contact
 with em 
  
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bottom line
if you're looking back 
to the new fronteer for inspiration

try invading cuba 

cause the JFK thing

the real 
 here in Camelot shit 

well 
out there
on the action deck
Camelot  basically
boiled down to 
hired pig  fuck ups
  and 
green berets gettin
a poppy high   

  Nambo Nam and such

   was 
a one way mirror 
and even
 the white knights 
 looked ugly in it  

         and god we all know
 where that led
back home here  
fuck
flower children
 and filthy wog hemp


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the dove corps  
teaches you 
only 
one thing

       empires
DON'T  GET  MUCH DONE
sendin in 
yin yang  scouts 
packing nothing
 but ivy league
 best  intentions
and an extra set of guitar strings
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then again 
back on topic 

TODAYS TASKS AIN'T SO DIFF

  not reds  now
               now its terror tots
 we're cleaning
but same diff really

 just like then
if we expect our values 
 to prevail
we got to pay the price
 
freedom's price 

why ?

 cause
no matter
 how tempting the dream
the fact remains
we just   can't
fly over
and drop liberty
out of a bomb rack

eventually 
if we plan on winning 
the final conflict 
  some ones got to
go down  there 
on the ground
and teach
those ignorant apes 
 free enterprise habits 


and as I raq is
all too obviously 
 showing
national make overs 
on that order 
involve more
then  just  openning
the place up with a cavalry charge

topples ain't the end of it
especially if the bastards
 are fithy with backass ways

 in such applications 
i'll be the first one to admit 
theres no avoiding
the fucking
hearts and minds bull shit
but 
at least lets slip in 
some free  market mentality
 while we're at it all  

  once we've forced entry 
  I say
ya need 
a contingent 
of semi permanent
clean cut 
enterprise minded 
  free up rangers 

not do gooders of course

helpmates
yes 
helpmates
that  bring the light that rescues
yes
but with a clear idea what makes 
freedom tick 
and
for christ sake pick em 
with a pair of big ones on em too 
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 heres my  solution
  
THE FREEDOM CORPS 

i see em arrivin 
in their red white and blue
8 wheel Strykers
plenty of kindness
color and smiles

but drivin  some real fire power  

  and with  
national franchise quality
helmets and body armor
too

you got it

armed but peacable till riled 

  not paramilitary exactly 
more like
  paracivilian

and heres a key

unlike the poor grunts
we send in
to kick the door open
and subdue the local banditos

the freedom corps
members are
recruited and  trained
precisely
for this  duty
and only this duty
from day one

they show up
with a
"  hand us the baton joe
we'll take it from here " attitude

they 'll come striding  in
knowing exactly
what it'll take 
     to finish openning
things up

they'll know how 
and they 'll know just why

and before they call it
 a done deal
they'll have   blown
a hole so huge
in  that wall of
back street ignorance

the  light of the world market
will shine thru  forever

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    face facts citizens

most  middle latatude
low achievement nations
   need a free enterprise class
        like a naked lady 
with a dragons tail 
up her boxlunch 
needs a knight

    but  thats going to require
some patient
 time consuming
micro cultivation

    guys like andrew mellon
and edwin land
don't just
suddenly start
falling  outa the trees
cause the dark  ages
are declared to be over

and brace yourselves

we'll need 50- 100 thousand
of these feedom builders

if we want the job  done
fast and right

fuck man
theres a whole lower world 
out their to lift  up
and time's a wastin 


lets get  it on 
NOW !


that is
unless you're CRAVIN 
 a few more 9/11s

besides folks 

   cost and personal gains aside

its the right thing to do

for the dark ass 
 motherfuckers
anyway


isn't it ?


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summing up

  after G I Joe has calmed things down a bit
         and its time for
         the inevitable
                     extreme makeover called civilization

  bring on the freedom corps

                         kind of a
   free eye for the backward guy