House of Paine

cooking is now a learned profession

and so is paralegaling 

an auto loaner filling a form
is a manger 

its all part of the new
proposed  overtime regs

key fact 
 professionals and managers 
don’t get OT 

 

SO THE NEW REGS JUST CREATED 
8 MILLION NEW PROS  and managers 

 bingo fixxo

my question

 why’d it take so long ?





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THE OLD
LABOR  REGS 
DRAFTED BACK IN THE FDR 30S
NEED UPDATING 

TRANSLATION 

BUSH TEAM 
WANTS TO CUT OUT 
SOME SERIOUS 
 time and a half 

PROPERLY 
KARL  ROVERED 
THIS COMES OUT 

 
8 MILLION WAGE FOLKS 
WEREN’T GETTING
 THE PROPER RECOGNITION
FOR THEIR SKILLS 
AND RESPONSIBILITIES

SO AS PART OF THE LITTLE GUY 
FEATHER IN YOUR CAP PROGRAM 

chief little George’s 
top pow wow war party 

sez to republidonic congress 
lets give out 
a  lot  more dignity 
for just 
 a little less pay 

what a swap 
  
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8  MILLION
get shiny new 
 titles  
 in exchange for 
a little bottomless
  STAIGHT TIME


 i get it boys 

GIVE hot air plenty of hot air 
but 
 TAKE only cash 
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 by the way
speaking of relabeling 

 theres been a lot of talk
on the hardon right 
 about surging self employment 
offsetting corporate job shredding 
  the back and forth here is silly 
beyond words

 
but think bigger boys 
 I suggest you 
redefine all jobless folks 
as self employed 

 in a very clear sense 
  they are self employed after all 
the 40 or so hours
 boss man use to utilize 
 are now  their own again
to do with as they will 
who sez
 they can’t make a buck for themselves 
why not paint on velvet 
that sells paint a flag and a helmet on velvet 
for the jobbless 
we are a land of pure opportunity
 
 what a mo do  i hear
JESUS in my mind 

“ no one is really  jobless 
 my son....
  finding a job  is a job  ”

 there you have it 
its got devine authority
behind it 
and i know
 cause 
the Lord 
 told me SO  hisself