February 11, 2003

reich


  below are some notes about my guy bob

  who ran for gov
 here in the commonwealth 
 this  past  fall 
and lost the primary 
among other reasons becuase 
he got dorked 
by the labor crowd
they split the vote 
backing a local hack
and letting a lady candidate 
 not worth hilary clintoxes discharge 
slip past 
this noble knight of  labor 



 the reason seems clear enough 
the hack runs the legislature
 
 the dons of labor
figured 
bob this ain’t your night 
we need our  influence
not a dwarf running
 a suicide campaign 
 against THE MITT 

at any rate here are some cries  
 for and to my main guy 
from the past few months 
---------------------------------------


 why wagelings should vote Reich 

         you got
                   to     love
                          bob Reich 

       he’s a genuine friend 
                                      of all you
                                                job stiffs out there
                                 listen to me 
,                                                 here
                                                      you can count on him
                                                      hell if you happen
                                         to be 
                                                    a little skill feeble
                                           or worse 
                                                    scarcely job worthy 
                         bob’s your guy  
                                           he’s your trumpet 
                                                             your tribune
                                                                   your tout
                    
                     like a pocket Moses
                         he goes fearlessly
                       before the pharaohs of power and profit
                         crying 
                     “ let my people go
                         let my people go

                                    let them go to the promised land
                             to  the land of high yield jobs
                              and fatter wagery                                    
                   let them go and let them prosper
                                        and let their children prosper 
                            and their children’s children
                                             and their children’s children’s children”                    
                        yes sir
                                   BOB’S ready
                                               to  stand up for you
                                                     joust
                                                         with anyone
                    anytime anyplace
             

                                               plain  anyone 
                            anyone  
                        messing  with the birth rites
                       of all  you regular american 
                            guys and  gals
                               out there 
                       punching time clocks
                              and producing 
                                    the MAN’S PRODUCT
                                for him
                                


                                           

  all of you
            hard working 
                        wage earning
                                                  task toppling
                                                              two legged 
                                                               do it rite
                                                     shift critters
                                                                                                      
                                                                    no matter where
                                                           the BIG BOSS’S
                                                                          got
                                                                      you penned up
                              
                                        in this great land  of ours
 
                    
                why bob even went to Washington
                   eleven or so years ago 
                        did a 4  year turn
                                                   as 
                                        our countrys
                                       secretary of labor
              broke lances 
                      with them all down there
                               every conceivable
                         type of hazardous life form 
                   from your infestation strength
                            green backed 
                                    lobby lizards
          to all those
                          log rolling
                                    buck passing
                                     hairy big foots
                                       with a seat  right in the middle
                                   of  your  congress



                 and as for the bureauchiefs
                          when they were 
    hankering 
       for an ass lick
                old  bob lit their farts instead               

  from  the  poll swinging pole jerking
                                             back room   neigh sayers
                      to the klieglite
                                  brain drained
                                          press monkeys
       bob doodit
           he even tussled
                      with a few 
                                sour old union dons 
             listen pards 
                                        when ever 
                                   your true blue prospects
                                                     were being over looked 
                     or threatened 
                                       or traded away
                          bob Reich was there
                                               lance ready
                                    riding out for you
       
            maybe  
                     he got knocked off
                                     his mount 
                                 a couple  three  times  
                               along the way
                                      but he hopped 
                                                right back on 
                     that tiny jack ass of his
                                         every time
                and   he always
                            always
                                    gave
                           his best kinda hell 
                                             every last round
                                        
                                                             

                                  BOB even crossed weapons
                                                   
                                        with  the  occasional 
                                                             corporate  megaliths
                   the sweat shoppers 
      and strike brakers
    the job hackers
                and skill grinders
              he battled all  the corporate ginks
                             magnets and minions alike
                                 even god love him
                                          the ones 
                          crawling all over our  fair capitol 
                          scrounging for hand outs
                                or trying to get some
                                                 pointy headed regulator
                   to clip a few wires
                               for ‘em                       

                                   our bob
                                                 your bob
                                 the one
                               and only bob
                                  went out into the hinder land
                                    to battle    the profit marauders

                       rite where they  shit 
                                          he  traveled the land 
                  looking for the good
                                                  the bad 
                              and the ugly
                        he battled
                   and cajoled  
                         and spotlighted
                              railed  and rallied and and .....

                             
                 in his time official  Washington
                         had nothing like him
                  

                there were probably 
                                       several  dozen
                            LARGE MINDED
                                      DEMO- HACKADEMICS  
                       besides our bob
                                   working Washington
                                               in those  early CLINTON  years 
                                            
                         but                  the clear standout was                     
                                                      our man                                  
                                                                        battlin’BOB  Reich 
                               
              most of  the others
                                  in time 

                                        proved to be
                                                    either too puny
                                                             or  
                         
                                                  too fucking   fat
                        nothing but
                                      small cats
                                                and  grey moles 
                                            
                                                   in fact          
                         our BOB
                                     soon  found 
                       in  all of king clinton’s cabinet
                                                 he’d be 
                                           fightin the good fight 
                                                                          all   by
                                             his lonesome

                                          when it came right
                                                    down to it
                                              king clintons
                         
                                                middle guy’s  Round table
                       
                                         
                                                           turned out to be
                                         a table for one
                                                         just one
                                                                    one brave 
                                                                                       armourless knight  
                      

                                                                       our BOB 
                                                  undaunghtible bob
                                    bull rush BOB
               
                               alone in pharaoh’s bath house
       




   



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       i e-mailed this to bob 
got no response 


                                      LETTER TO BOB 
                                         sent Feb 27/2003
                

                   after reopenning your
              magnum O 
 THE WORK OF NATIONS 
         
  i have an observation for you 
                     
              why not learn a little economics bob 

                           even j.s. mill that old puss’n boots
                       knew publicly provided skill training
                      redounds eventually 
                            and overwhelmingly
                              to the benefit not of that skills owner
                       but rather to the benefit  of that skills  employer
            
                                          bob I love you 
                                               and 
                                      I voted for you
                                             in the dem primary to be our governor
  

                       but tell me
                               please
                   because
                        i keep seeing public job training 
                      presented 
                       as your sunday punch
                
      tell me
                       how in hell
                            your long touted
               (since before work of nations)
                                      grand plan
                  
                    your   “ great American skills
                               enhancement ”                         
           your 
                  “worker/server airlift”
      your                          
                      “toilers of america
                         coprosperity sphere”

                                    tell me


                     how is  it  actually  expected
                           to work
                      i mean  in reality 
                        you know
                          out there in that fierce
                                 all on all
                                   sell mell
                                   look to
                           “ number one” jungle
                         
                         john  locke and Robert Morris   gave us


                                if ever implemented
  
                               how would it work
                    I mean
                         down the road a piece 
                         when the laws of markets and profits
                      have done their full number 
                        on your best of  intentions
                       

                               given our glorious
                           ever more free
                                     ever more globalized
                              economic system
                          
         hows it work
                                           in a system 
                               where all players
                                    can  trade 
                                    anywhere
                               invest anywhere
                                and migrate
                                  anywhere
                               any time 
                      as often  as their own conception
                                            of best self interest
                                               dictates
                                             in  such a world
 
                             in     such a 
                 wide open   America
                   down the road
                          how would your skill plan shake out




     my friends at one world wage 
claim the following 

    and i got to tell ya 
its  my favorite tit twisting scenario
              

                               we’ re twenty years into operation 
                              skill pump
                      
                         thanks to your plan
           we have a workforce

                     filled   most plentifully
                                  with world class
                           skillholders  ( symbol workers by the scads)
                  

                  (  to make a bench comparison
                 say todays world class any  category  (  high skill set)
                       is attained by20%of the U.S. work force 

                     AND IN TWENTY YEARS
 YOUR PROGRAM
                    CAN PULL A FULL 40% 
                    UP TO GLOBAL STANDARDS)
                    

                      the question REMAINS
                                hows their pay rate going to fair
                                          
    is pay up or down
                                 as a group
       
           are these FORTY percent as well off 
                                as today’s twenty percent 
                          with equivalent
                                 world skill standards
                         
                          are they going to be
                                    up
                    even
                                          or down
                                                                what if 
                                        likeAlice 
                  they have to run
                     faster and faster 
                        just to stay even
                            what if all this public money
                       and the consequent
                   vastly expanded supply 
                            of  american born of world skill
                                            only accelerates
             a  relative wage decline 
                     against unskilled wagelings
             
  WITH    MR MR 
  POCKETING THE DIFFERENCE 
                  
               

    what if 
                                 the harsh 
                                 impersonal reality 
                               of market dynamics     
                                   turn out to be
                              too strong to sustain 
                                any temporary  relative pay advance.....

  you got no small country assumption to hide behind here
    your plan would make waves brother 
maybe increase skill inventories world wide by 10%
  whats the elasticity like on that
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------                           
    putting aside  marginal
        elasticites that might spell
    immiserizing growth
                          lets     assume 
                                                   the twenty percent
                        with greater then otherwise skills
                             have got to be better off then 
                            their lower skilled doubles
                                     in the parallel world
                        without your plan
  
                             but  only to the existent 
                              the wage change 
                                     from skill increases 
                         is  still  reflected
                                    in wage rates 
                             after twenty years 
              dont pretend the  other twenty percent 
                  who have the skills  
                 in both worlds 
                 will    be better off
                then  if 
                     you kept your mouth shut  
                maybe a regressive wage  tax 
            could compensate the losers         
         
  hows that for hard cheese
 

               at any rate 
                    theres the other side of the ledger
                            how are we going to pay for it

                   is  this social investment
                             in job skills 
                      worth the cost
                         to those who pay for it

                   
                      enforced
                            social provision  
                  (  like .retirement income 
                          or in this case
                                       skill acquisition)
                            works well 
                                if workers 
                   bombarded as they are            
                    every day with the illusions
                                        of purchasable
                                              happiness                                     
                                       can’t extract out of income streams 
                          no matter how wages increase  
                    enough   to invest sensibly
                         in their future
                                            or in this case
                      in  their  potential market value                
     however if the leakage is considerable
                       maybe we’re looking at
                        another bad rip off of working families
                                  
                    in theory 
                              as you well know bob 
                       since any attack trained economist
                               that has cornered you
                             must have  parrotted this pap at you
                                    a transfer from 
                                      the taxed source 
                                      to                                            
               the  recipients of the consequent
                                             transfer             
       has a spillage to begin with
           and the final benefit
 may be passed
 in part or in full to a third party


             in this case
                     the holder of
              .   any 
                           publicly provided
                            skillset 
                                 still needs  to find
                               a purchaser
                   of his or her new skills                                   
        and    these two sides 
                      after the bargain tussle                    
                                     will
                cut up the revenue
                 from  skillholders 
                 greater use value
                                  betwixt them
                     sharing the benefit
              in some variable combo of 
              higher wages and profits 
                in edgeworthian fairy land 
              infinitesimal seller and infinitesimal buyer
                      are at the mercy of 
                                the broader market
                             
                            between the parties
                      there is no bargain path
                because the game keeps recontracting
                          till no one can improve
                         

        
                  absenting nonarchimedian agents
                           
                           but with limited
                       recontracting  
                 the outcome
                             is indeterminate
                                a text book edgeworth box
                 an offer curve 
                   with a
                         broader or narrower
                               range of possible outcomes 
           

                     but  given our actual economic structure
                                            bob 
                    which of our two participants 
                      do you think
                   will get the lions share
                        in this struggle
                       the ‘umble wageling or
                                 Mr. MASTER
           

                    AND EQUALLY REGRETTABLY      
                 if we turn back
              again
               toward the source of this transfer
            toward those
                   who’s income 
                       is the  revenue source
               funding
                  your program
    tell me bob
to whom                 
                 do you think 
              our freely elected congress will turn 
                           our lobby guided
                        lobby gilted
                             lobby gelded
                              US congress

                 THATS RIGHT 
                          they’ll grab it from wages
    despite your other crusade
                      for tax burden shifting  

                 can you hear them  bob    
         I can
                   “ take it out of payrolls
                 those that get the benefit 
                             should pay the cost”
                

                    and on the face of it
                               skill building
                  benefits the skill holder 
    seems to have fooled even one pint sized 
Rhodes scholar  even        

                                           it will be billed
                            as just  like   
                             our  other
                                 new deal social programs 
                                      like  the god blessed SSI
                                    and unemployment comp
                                   or
                            those chronic trick or treaters
                                    the medi twins
   
                 as you know in your noble heart 
            we have
               fools gold social democracy
                                in this country 
                  
                 based on
                     an intraclass
                intergenerational
                 tax and transfer system
      
                            a uniclass social compact
               paid  by  workers  to  workers 
                                 for workers
                      
        all things considered 
                                     and putting aside 
                     any ponzi like aspects
                         its a pretty decent set up
           
          even in my crabbed red and rotten  mind
                              we would have our selves
                         a veritable workers paradise
                                around here
                that is if
                    there weren’t any property owners
          any privately aquireable  rents interest and  profits
                                     any stockholder/bondholder/landlord class
              the SBL class                hungry for the  bread of other folks sweat
                 but god knows their out there and then some
              and don’t give me that guff 
     i met them s/b/l’s
   and           
 them s/b/l is us

    you know 
   they 65% ain’t
   

     my acrid sum up
                             

   if your funds for skill training 
                                         end up coming
                  directly 
                 or indirectly 
                                      out of payroll
                      then       bob
                despite your lovely desire
                          to raise the wagelings up
               this plan don’t get it done 
                     

 a super bright guy like yourself                                   
                                     has got to know this  
                                 
  so i ask you why recommend it
                            you’re rigging
                                 a semi shrouded
                                         tax and transfer scam
                                          from workers to stockholders
           

                         then there’s your newer kick
                             income insurance
                          lets save that
                                for another time   
                    

                       in   my    next unasked for  email 
                             if per chance you respond to this one 
                                      I’ll pose you the puzzler
                         “ with an 
                                            ever more fluent
                              world market for skills
                         and  given
                               the celebrated
                             corporate urge to exploit
                           any enhancement
                   of the over supply crunch
                             in labor markets    
                                   when even skills can be created and purchased
                                                      abroad at rates 
                                      below operative wages state side
              

                                      what chance is there
                                           in the dead long run 
                               for Americas wagelings  to soar
                                                      even with skills


                   and 
                                      in a future
                                              email 
                       ill tackle the theory twizzling
                             reality   of  American
                                   symbol workers
                                              income success
                                                   head on 
                                what does a world survey
                                      of the comparative
                                     compensation for services
                        not exposed  to import pressures reveal
                

                                    and  what is
                          the historical origins of the huge 
                                    income disparities
                    between   members of 
                     the same professional group
                                                 in different  countries
                          and similarly large
                                     disparities
                       between the relative income rates
                        of members of different pro groups
                           in the same country

so many challenges /so few  champions 
  
            again i love  ya bob 

Posted by pinky at February 11, 2003 06:45 PM

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