House of Paine

A BOMB

 
subject:    weapons of mass destruction
                    WMD


 memo to : UNCLE HEDGE and company



  
  dearest   partners: 
 
   just a brief  suggestion 
  hope im not gilding the lilly 

   
  how about giving  this terror bizness
   a face lift 
no better still a total make  over

lets make todays problem
 tomorrow’s solution 

  first  get the public’s  attention refocused
 then mow down the carrots


  my advice dont leave anything to chance 
    let the WMDs  fly 
 
  get into the game with both feet 

LET TERROR RING ITS BELL


 let it ring it  from shore to shore
and  sea to sea
 world wide sky high and tide to tide

let terror  sprout from every political crack
 in the third world street

 let it blow its pug ugly  blue nose
 all over europe and asia too

let it cause a fuss on every corner 
of every block  of every city and town 
on earth

and especially for lands sake 
 hit the home land 

hit it and hit it hard 

 can you  see it all  now
  like the  Dulles boys used to say 
“  ya got to   look kind and nasty 
all at once 
thats leadership ”

   right  
 
 well pronto pal 

  get the nasty on  !!!!!!!!!!!

       

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  uncle Hedge 
 
starting  today
  use whats left of  your   fast waning IRAQ MOJO 
  to get the agenda 
  rolling out again 

be fore the “quag effects” 
of the  on going occ over there   kick in  
 

 first off
  answer the unasked question 

  “wheres the beef”

 its been two long years almost 
  since the Twins went down

  and not a second act 

  where’s the next scene

we need a homeland strike
and 
  we need it bad
 and
 we need it now 

and damned if it don’t 
seem like 
 we got to do it ourselves

 just like we have to do 
 everything else 
decent around here these days 

 make it  a 99% thwart this time

 no lake of blood 

maybe 2 dozen innocent bodies

make it  seem as though 
 without your boys fast action
 thousands more 
souls  of  the  innocent 
 would be talking to st peter
 just about now
 
  if perchance your too squeamish
 over  even just  30 dead americans 

 i understand
i was alive once too 

hell some one of them 
might be your friend
or mistress 

well buster listen up 

General  Duty doesn’t care 

hell history  doesn’t  
 care

  you got to do whats right 

and do it quick

those  brown sand rascals 
 can explode bombs under 
american overseas  interests
 all the way  to 
7th hell  and back  
 
and its no substitute for 
 one good homeland strike

they can blow  body parts to all corners
 of the earth and its still nothing but  ho hum
here in mudville 

  the strike has to come 
 right here back home 
to get the real 
red white and blue  juices flowing

and damn it
those brown  sunsnakes 
  are  too smart to do that
 
hell 
what with the hornets nest 
they raised the last time
 their sticking  strictly 
to overseas adventures

I’LL REPEAT MYSELF 

 the record shows that 
you got to do your own domestic work 

   Unk, they ain’t going to do it for you
   you got to  target the heart land 
yourself  
 
 i suggest  some place like the  midwest
  Iowa say 
ya thats it Iowa   thats about as innocent as it gets 
  use some simulated TERROR TIKES 
 to run out a few  back orders
 on  Midwestern targets like Iowa
 and make it fast 
before the novelty wares off

  too squeamish  still ?

 then up the ante 
 bypass the toxins and go nuclear

 detonate an atomic device
 right here in the land of the free
 
no you  don’t have to kill a soul
blow one  up say in the Cascade
 mountains 


  whats that 
so you end a little wild life maybe 

 a few dozen snack glutted bears 
and  maybe some unloggable 
 primeval forest
  big deal 
 
but the impact gentlemen
 think of the impact 

god I can see and hear it now 

CNN gets a tape two days later
  over  shots   of the billowing mushroom cloud
 
    you hear some  nasty 
 sand hog’s  deep gutteral  voice saying
“ the next ones ready and planted 
 and when it blows  ground zero  will  be
history
  one of your  congested coastal  cities
will be a memory ”
  
big pause   
             then 

“ surrender america  surrender now 
surrender to Allah before
 Allah strikes you down
bow down to Allah now   or else”


 can you just imagine  at that moment 
 what would be going on 
 inside the midget  minds of  millions and millions   
 of totally ignorant American taxpayers    
  can you imagine what  they would  conger   
  
  somewhere   harborside in a tranquil USA
 one instant there’ s  a  sparkling city
streached out  by the sea 
the air is filled with the music 
   of happy pursuits ,the music of  a playful self adoring people 
 then flash   
 in an  instant where once lifes promise twinkled in the sun 
 theres only  an eradiated smoldering 
pile of rubble 

 all that remains 
of the american dreamscape 
is   a busted up toppled down
 super  party size stone henge

 what a vision 

and then the words repeated 
“ surrender America  surrender now 
surrender to Allah
bow down America   bow down or  else”


can you imagine the security measures 
opened by the likes of that 

takes my breath away

 man alive this place would rock 
 brethren

 R O C KING  IN THE U S A 


 you’d want to put the pay off 
on a  long ticker

 to get the max out of the free hand 

say six months

no maybe you   set it  to go off election day 04
  
HELL  BY THEN 
THE PEOPLE WOULD
pay you 
TO  EAT 
 THEIR YOUNG 




 what do ya say
 is this great or is it great 

come on boys 

 you got to 
 think in cinemascope 
 if you want to 
stay on the front page 

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