House of Paine

REAL RINGS

 subject: how to handle “ the  real rings” 
 memo to :UNCLE HEDGE and company

   part two of the terror make over




 guys come on here 
this stuff  the tikes are   tossing  now
 hell this  could be made
  in the back of a dunkin donuts
  right here in river city  
now ofcourse we  cant stop
 the  making of  them 
 and we cant stop the  bringing  of them 
 no  borders tight enough
no survailance close enough
hell look at Isreal
 FINEST WARRIOR STATE
SINCE SPARTA
if they can’t do it inside  that 5 cent stamp 
of a country of theirs surely 
we cant  do it for a whole planet

i say forget  the entire  idea of changing
what you can’t change 
by interdiction and suppression
no matter how hard you try
    drop the notion now   
 and drop it  fast   
get the message out today 
 terror is here to stay
 and  the john q morons out there
better get  used to it 
 

 then again   heads must roll 
 
if you cant give them peace of mind
you got to give them heads on a stake 
lots of heads
 so start   giving  them  more and better heads 
 

but remember
  theres an art to this 

consult the master 

  our own Mr FBI himself 

the late director for life 

J Edgar Hoover


 

  J Edgar 101:

law 2 
 don’t post up  a head you can’t remove 
  if you want to 

law 7 
don’t remove a head before everyone wants it 

what a man what a vision 

 look at his depression era  public enemies 
the rule was

 only the gettable 
are listable 

  just before
 a pinch 
the poor target 
 got the big build up 

 don’t wait till after
to tell the story

  set them up 
to knock them down

 speaking of heads 
that need removing
 what about 
the Saddams and Bin Ladens 

THEM 
 you’ve over set up 

i know it helps to have
 an uncatchable kingpin
out there
  but no more 

  give the rabble 
some  kills baby 
 nail some big fish
if you cant find any 
make them up 

machine gun kelly 
was an out of luck fabric rep
 and
 FURTHERMORE
for gods sake dont just live
 with all your  empty drag nets 
 
you look feeble  

   proposed motto 

“  just   go for it”
  

build up someone 
and then 
   kill that  someone
 and keep 
killing  a lot of  
built up somones 


 i dont care who 
it really is you wacked
just claim 
  its   Bin Ladin
  or who else 

“ yes miss,
it   must be him  
 the body is that  of
 a  tall dark man
 very tall
with a sable flowing beard 
a big hooked nose 
and a turbin ”
 
get it ?


i don’t care if its actually
 former  us senator and basketball star 
 bill bradley
hes tall and dark 
kill him and say he’s bin laden

then kill someone else 
and claim you think it might 
be  Saddam’s first   son 
you know the sadistic one that used to do
 9 year old christian  girls with a nail gun

 claim you rubbed  that stinko out 
even if its really robert blake 
or amanda blake for that matter
 
who cares show a body
even  a car crash victim 

  hell uncle
you know you  don’t have to  kill anyone
  if the real deal  gives  you  night sweats
                  fake it 
   grab some  dead wino from the bronx 
  fix him up  
  make him whoever you want 
we have the technology for that 
 hell   those multi millionaire 
 beverly hills plastic surgeons 
what have they done
 for their country lately

 its all in the telling
and the need to believe
thats where the art comes in 

the evidence itself 
thats strictly routine 

 so this very month
what do you  say 

do them both
and a plant a shit load of others too 
 and all  at once
 keep the press and public reeling

 
hey if  perchance some time soon 
one of these   real dirt boxes  himself 
pops up to say  “sorry uncle I aint gone  just yet”
   make him prove it
 if he does
   fine hes made
 now you can blast him
a second time
 maybe even
 for  real this time 


but  guess what he won’t pop up
9 to 1 he won’t 
 
hes not going to  locate himself  
not going to freshen up his trail
 he ‘ll gladly play along with a faked up hit 
 and get on with his mission
 
number two 

 don’t let the g-men 
take the credit 
  
  in real life 
everyone hates Joe Friday 

 for gods sake 
  give that  pack of nimbos and nymphos
 lounging around out there in TV land 
 some thing to cheer about for once 
they can  actually relate to 

 remember  inside every middle  american is a vigilante

 create a mysterious team of silent secret avengers 
   and give them credit for all this blood shed
 
 braking the  law 
to do whats righteous 
 is the biggest rush of all 

 call them   “ the  Masked”  somethings 
I dont care  it doesn’t matter 
just so it sounds like 
their  savage and fair at the same time
 
 have them leave a tell tale sign
 have ‘em  paint  their hits all over    with red white and blue  z’s  
for zapped or put to sleep or Zorroed  I dont care
  
just remember
 for god sake
 show the target  bodies with cloths on
don’t do them serial style
 dont strip
 don’t violate
 don’t foul
  don’t mutilate

thats too freaky
 
 just spray paint 
their raggedy ass cloths and turbins 
with the zs and say
Adios   

yup there it is  
another job accomplished 
 and then  move right along  to the next target 
 
 hell show the world 
all that  fu manchu stuff
pulled by the terror tikes 
  cant  stop  a great  nation like ours 
   
only makes us stronger
 
and don’t forget to 
   puff the chest out 
  and blow your buggle 
  

in matters like these 
     modesty is unpatriotic
  the louder you sing 
  the better

  all those little  wage critters out there
 will run faster
 pump harder 
 and hop higher 

 cause
mister
 this ever 
gentle  
and just hearted 
nation 
 after
enough
 killing and crowing
  can
 put 
 her old glory 
right
back at  the top
 of the pole    
where it   belongs 
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