House of Paine

JOB Mc SOVIETS

    AS PART OF THE JOBAKAZEE
MOVEMENT 

 WE NEED
 on the job 
 SOVIETS

 Mc SOVIETS 

TO
focus and direct 
jobsite
 WAGELING 
 POWER 

all  10,000 contending
McUNIONS 
need to set up these
JOB  SOVIETS 
AS PART OF
 THE CASTE IRON
 ONE SIZE FITS ALL 
CONTRACT 


McSOVIETS ARE THE FUTURE 
 each one a fucking 
shining  point of rage 
audacity
AND 
 liberation 

SOCIALISM = COMPUTERS + McSOVIETS 




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REPEAT AFTER ME
THE McJOBSTERS CREDO 


 OUR INSIGHT IS DEEP 

OUR CARES ARE ZERO 

McJOBBERY IS THE RISING  WAVE 

AND WE’RE RIDING 
 THIS BITCH 
ALL THE WAY 
TO THE BEACH 


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REVIEW TIME 

MCJOBS 
EQUAL 


 NO SKILLS 
NO STAKES

NO LOCK INS
AND 
 NO FUCKING 
CAREER CAGES

McJOBS ARE 
STRICTLY 
 CASH AND CARRY 


ALL DECENT MCJOBS ARE 
INTER CHANGEABLE JOBS 

WE ALL FUCKING
 KNOW BY HEART 

ON ANY McJOB 
THE McWORK
IS A McPORK 

WE’RE 
 NOTHING BUT 
 INTERCHANGEABLE PARTS 
OF AN 
INTERCHANGEABLE RIP OFF 

WE ‘RE ALL
FUCKING 
McNONOMOUS  HOSTS
OF THE PROFIT PARASITES

SO BABE 
WE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE 


THE MAN CAN
 TRY FUCKING US 
MORE

BUT 
WE’LL JUST 
SHUT DOWN 

WE’LL TAKE THE NEXT BUS 

CAUSE THE NEXT McJOB’S
RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR US
WHERE EVER WE GET OFF 

ONLY SKILLS GET JUNK PILED 
NOT HANDS AND TONGUES 
AND FEET 
IF YOU STOP TRYING TO PEDDLE 
A SKILL THE GUY CAN’T HOOK YA 
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 SENSIBLE DEMANDS 


SHOW US THE CASH ASS HOLE 

 THE CASH AND NOTHING BUT THE CASH

NO FUCKING BENE RACKETS FOR US 

NO HOG TIES 

NO  BALL STRAPPING  PLANS
 FOR OUR OWN GOOD 
 
NO DICK BACK SWINDLES 

NO 401 K PENS
NO SIR 


 BOSS PAL 

GUESS THE FUCK WHAT 

WITH US 
YOU AIN’T GOING 
TO GET ANY  
 LONG TERM DICKABILITY 
LEVERAGE 

SO
FACE IT
 FUCK MOUTH 

 YOU BETTER 
PAY UP FRONT 

PAY IT ALL UP FRONT 
MOTHER FUCKER

CAUSE 
YOU GOT 
NO CREDIT WITH US 

WE’RE AFTER 
 A  WAGEMAX

NOT A FRINGE FUCK 
    
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HERES SOME NOTES
ON THE JOBAKAZEE 
ONE  SIZE FITS ALL
WORK  SITES   
CASTE IRON 
 CONTRACT 

A FEW 
NON NEGOTIABLE 
POINTS 

1 SELF SCHEDULING 


WE’LL TELL YOU 
WHEN WE’RE SHOWING UP 

WE’LL
SET THE RATE 
THEN 
WE’LL SET THE DATE 

 2 GIVE US THE TARGETS 
THE NORMS 
THE PROJECTIONS 
AND THEN

GET YOUR SOFT BUTT 
BACK  UP THE TOWER

 FUCKING 
 SHUT YOUR OAK PANEL DOORS 
 AND COUNT YOUR MONEY 


WE’LL GET IT DONE DOWN HERE 

 we’ll take care of

YOUR BIZNESS FOR YA 

BY OURSELVES

  OUR OWN WAY 

and you  you

YOU  FLESH EATING 
 PARASITE 

JUST KEEP SHOWING US THE MONEY


AND WE’LL KEEP  
CUTTING YOUR CLOTH 


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McPLOITATION REVIEW 
TWO RULES
FOR TODAY 

(MORE LATER)
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RULE ONE 


WRANGLERS NEVER FORGET 


THESE McJOBS 
WE EITHER 
GOT 

OR HAD ONCE 

OR DON’T GOT YET 

THEY’RE  ALL WORTH 
A SHIT LOAD MORE 
TO 
EL BOSSO GROSSO 
THEN THE  MOTHER FUCKER
IS LETTING ON TO
 
I DON’T NEED
 TO SAY THIS TWICE 

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 

BUT ACT ON IT 
DAY AND NIGHT
ALL THE TIME 

REMEMBER  

RULE 2
  THE BOOKS ARE COOKED
AND RECOOKED 
AND THEN THEY BURN THEM 

CHECK WITH ONE 
OF THOSE ENRON 
KORPORATE  TOWER TYPES 

FUCK THEY’LL SCREW 
THEIR OWN SISTERS 

YOU KNOW THAT 

YOU SAW DALLAS RERUNS 
DINTJA 

RULE 3 

ONCE THE TOP CRUST 
 FIGURE OUT AN INSIDE JOB 
THEY CAN PULL OFF 
THEY PULL IT OFF

JUST AS SURE AS
A  BOY SCOUT 
 PULLS HIS PUD
EVERY NITE 
 AFTER TAPS 

 ACTION PLAN 

 KEEP IMAGINING WHAT 
 THEY'RE  DOING  TO YOU
 
AND DO IT BACK 

RULE 4 

LET THE FUCKER SHRINK THE FORCE

FUCK 
IN FACT 
SUGGEST 
 A FEW MORE SLOTS 
THEY CAN ADD
TO THE MEAT AXE LIST
 


TELL TUBBY 
go ahead
 shrink the force 

no problem
 cause 
IN OUR CASTE IRON
 ONE SIZE FITS ALL
CONTRACT 


THE LAID OFF 
ARE THE REAL WINNERS 

in our contract

the losers win 

we call it 

OUR PATENTED  
 LAY OFF LOTTERY ZYZTEM 

the lottery 
winner leaves 
with a big fucking kiss off bonus
bundle 

 right bonus BUNDLE 

congrats 
you won brother
you're  laid off 

LEAVING 
IS WAY BETTER 
then staying  

THIS FUCKING 
PLACE SUCKS ANYWAY 
 
leave with stock options 
and an escrowed bonus
YOU CAN exercise
IN  any combo YOU WANT 
over the next 5 years 

leave and 
after
 a nice 6 month uncle sam paid holiday 

maybe find something 
thats better anyway 

can’t get any worse 

you're a hero 
you made 
greater productivity 
  happen here

you made your self a part 
of historic social peogress  


rule 5 
fuck the whips to hell 



repeat after me 

it's the call to order for bossky 

 hey  you 
little man behind the curtain

GANG WAY 

CAUSE 

THE  HALFDONG  INC.
SHOP FLOOR  McSOVIET 

IS NOW IN SESSION

out of the kitchen 
shit pants
and step away from the counter 

we’ll  take over from here 

cause 
read the fine print 
IN THE CASTE IRON
 ONE SIZE FITS ALL CONTRACT 

since the ink dried 
 you’re paying  us 
for turn key results 



so 
beat it titback 
 
AND
TAKE YOUR
COCK SUCKING   WALL GUARDS 
WITH YOU 
MOTHER FUCKER

CAUSE THESE  WALLS
 ARE COMING DOWN

 WE  WON’T SWALLOW 
THE WHIPS  
 SHIT ANYMORE 

IF YOU WANT ANYTHING LEFT OVER 
YOU CAN STEAL FROM 
THE STOCKHOLDERS
GET THE COCK SUCKING    SIMONS 
THE FUCK OFF OUR BACKS 

THEY’RE STRICTLY TITS
 ON A BULL NOW
ANYWAY 

RULE 6

START DOING THE  FUCKING 
 McSKILL STRIP POCKA  

 CRANK UP  
THE DO IT YOURSELF 
SKILL SHREDDER

IF YOU PUT 
THE EAGLE EYE TO THE PROCESS
NOT ONLY SHOULD THE WHIPS GET THE HEAVE HO 
SO SHOULD THE SKILLY BILLYS 

FACE THE ARITHMETIC 

 McJOBSTERS CAN  GET MORE
 THE LESS SKILL  TYPES
THERE ARE    ON THE TEAM  

SO ITS IN  EVERY 
McJOBSTERS  INTERESTS 
TO DUMB  DOWN THE PROCESS 
SO FAR
A  FRICKING SKUNK APE 
 COULD HANDLE THE ACTION


REMEMBER 
THESE FUCKING McJOBS 
AIN’T WORTH SAVING 

they ‘re disposable  

AND THE SKILLS 
ARE FOR SHIT SKILLS 
 NO WHERE ELSE USABLE 

SO STRIP THEM AWAY
TURN THE TASK SET
 INTO 
 AS FEW AND AS REPETITIVE 
 A SERIES  OF MOTIONS 
AS POSSIBLE 


SOCIETY ‘S WELFARE 
IS HARDLY ABOUT SAVING 
THESE ASS WIPE 
CHUMPSTAKES WINNER
 McJOBS 

AS THEY STAND
THE McWAY OF LIFE 
IS NO LIFE 



FUCKING  HELL 
BOYS AND GIRLS
 
 theres always
GOING TO BE  
more of these gerbill jobs 
out there 
then we can ever fill

SO WHAT IF 
YOU DO
 END UP 
 PUNCHING  OUT 
A FEW 
ONE WAY TICKETS 
TO SHITSVILLE 

YOU 'll  MAKE 
A FEW EXTRA BUCKS 

IS THAT SO WRONG 

HELL THAT'S PROGRESS 

AND THAT'S WHY
WE HERE AT TEN THOUSAND UNIONS 
 SAY
 DRAIN OFF THE SKILLS

GO OUT AND 
SKILL STRIP THESE MOTHER FUCKERS
 
CRUNCH AWAY 
A FEW FLOORS 
WORTH  OF PARASITES
AND  SKILL/scan  RELICS 
UP THERE  
OVER YOUR HEADS

BUT PLEASE GET THIS PART RIGHT 

YOU TAKE THE BENEFIT

NOT THE ASSLICKING  BOSSIP 

NOT STOCKSTAKER ANNIE 

YOU
 TAKE THE BAG 
YOU 
 THE REMAINING 
McJOBSTERS TAKE THE GAINS 

AFTER GIVING OUT 
 THE LAID OFF
LOTTERY  PRIZES 
OFCOURSE 

 IF YOU’RE FEELING GENEROUS 
 MAYBE AS PR 
OR AS A  LAST RESORT
THROW 
 THE ASS HOLE INNOCENT 
FINAL BUYER
A BONE OR TWO 

AND 
FOR HEAVANS SAKE 
TAKE THE DIFFERENCE
IN  CASH 
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FINAL HOT AIR 

RULE 7 

FUCK ANYTHING 
THE BOSS CALLS 
 TEAM WORK 

YOU  AIN’T 
ON THE SAME TEAM
 WITH ANY WHIPS 

PISS ON 
THE PHONEY ENRICHMENTS
THE WORK TOGETHER 
TEAM TALK
AS LONG AS ITS 
HORSES AND DRIVERS 
 
NO FUCKING WAY 
IS THAT TEAM WORK 
THAT'S AT BEST 
ROPE A DOPE TIME

AND ONCE
YOU GOT 
THE CASTE IRON  CONTRACT 
ROPE A DOPES ARE 
 OFFICIALLY OVER 

 ACTUALLY IN LEGALESSE 
THIS READS 

 “ HEAR THIS DUMBO 
 CALL OFF THE WALL WHIPS AND
DOOR GUARDS NOW 
 OR WE CLOSE YOU DOWN ”
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 LAST RALLY CRY 

“SHOW US THE MONEY 
AND WE ‘LL 
SHOW YOU
 HOW IT'S DONE
AND DONE TOTALLY 
WHIPLESS  ”

“ THEN WE’LL 
  SHOW YOU 
JUST HOW LITTLE 
IT REALLY TAKES 
TO GET THIS BIZNESS
 TO FUCKING SING
ON KEY 
 WITHOUT 
ACCOMPANYING DRUMS ”
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LAST WORDS 

McJOBS AIN’T 
HONORABLE 

THEY AIN’T
 MEANINGFUL

 THEY AIN’T
 SHIT BUT NECESSARY 

GET YOURSELF
 
PAID

A  WAGEMAX

AND THEN 
TELL THE BOSS GUY 

STEP ASIDE 
AND 
LET US BE