House of Paine

recall spree

we need a real recall spree 
but lets target the right folks 

 fuck whacking 
  STICKY HAIRED GOVERNORS 
I say fucking 
recall entire  legislatures
if they're fouling their nests

 and they sure as piss  are !!!!!!!
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 this executive recall stuff
in California 
 was  great sport 
like knocking a loud mouth fool
  into a ice cold tub 
 at the fair grounds

 I see stuff like that and say 
  step aside California gals 
and give ole pinky a turn 
   
 great great sport 
but its  pure 
bull shit really 

 what the people need is 
 a spree  killing not
 a solo  assassination

really its our  duly elected 
 full time members of our several state
houses of  law making
 its those sprongy assed fuckfingers
who need a yank out 

 and not by means of the old shoe 
one by one bad pimple poping either
 no way
 no 
 fucking  
ring around the rosy
 way 

nope 
 a total yank out 
every man jack of them
 
to work  its got to be
total 

 as old blue eyes sings it 
   its got to be 
“ all or nothin’ at all ”

 they’re a fucking unit gang 
 the lot of them 
 as adversarial toward each other 
as they may seem sometimes 
 to the asshole innocent public 

 behind the big curtain 
they are  a  team 
the incumbent team 
a troop of back scratching 
  public trough parasites 

and face it 
you knew this all along 


Christ’s breakfast
 that incessant jawing 
 and the endless phony 
  bricking and bracking
 its strictly pro forma 
the lightest of contact sports 
 pure scrimmaging 

shirts and skins today 
 skins and shirts tomorrow 

so I SAY 
GOOD PEOPLE 
IF YOU WANT  A REAL 
BY FOR  and OF THE FOLKS
type representative government 
 
you not only need to 
  elect em 
you need to be able to blow them away 

    if the results suck
and they do most times
in the America i’ve visited

HELL THEY SUCK DONKEYS

 well then 
they damn well oughta get blown away
 the whole squad away way way
  both  the fors and the agins 
  all of them 

 forget about   trying to pick 
  them off one at a time
thats a sucker ploy 
 fall for that 
  part / whole fallacy
and they got you goosed from jump street 

the present one member 
at a time recall system 
gives a sense of control where 
there is none 

  think about it 
 why go to the effort to
specially  vote out 
your local clown  
  when the system still stands 
afterwards 
anyway

  remember 
 legislatures  
 no matter how they first  arrive
always and everywhere 
 develop  king pin networks
its a law of such bodies 

now tell me 
 what god damn local electorate
 would be fool enough 
 to vote out a king pin ?
who’s  such a jack ass as to remove such an edge
if your lucky enough to have one 


forget about it 
 
   
 so heres iron rule one 
  
 all king pins are keepers


   hence rule two 
 even in a time of huge outrage 
king pins remain

 so rule three 
no change without total change 

“ all or nothing at all ”

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 I don’t propose we try this nationally 
at the outset  

  let a couple pioneer states flight test it first 

but we’re on very solid ground here 

  in the old days 
   kings used to dissolve assemblies
like they were broad way plays

“  get out you cuffs
 WE  tire of your wooden japery ”

 BIZZZZZTTTT
NEXT SHOW !!!!!!!!

 the kingly way of sovereignty 
was  dissolve em and  draw up 
a whole new crew 
 and from scratch too
no hold overs 

    I say  in America 
   we the people 
 we’re the kings here 
all of us little folk 
and its about time 
  we  start exercising our  natural rights
as sovereigns 

“ get out a my ass bubba 
this is supposed to be consensual ”
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 post script 1

 note on Arnolds victory 

  plain and simply all in all 
   I’m glad to see  the wrath 
in the vox of the populi 

  hell picking a tyrolean tower of marzipan 
as a white knight 

whats so wrong with that
so what  
 why the fuck not 
    after years and years of that  bottle of vitalis
spilling his half strength unction
all over the state 
     maybe they need a filmic  figment 
  like Arnold in the saddle 

 
 fuck wonk precisions 

    so what if the energy sisters 
  and capitol gains evasion 
are to blame for the crisis 

 at least one pile of 
slowly melting  shit
    in 
 tassel toed loafers 
got  the final  flushing he deserved 
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 post script 2 

reason two 
why I’m delighted by the recall 

  the annual onslaught of 
 mega quakes mud slides and fire storms 
are wonderful rewards
 for the sins of all west coasters
 
but such destructions 
only  seem like premeditated acts 
 if you happen to believe in a wrathful god 
 

  to most of the rest of  us
 mother earth’s 
 just an unbroken mare 
cutting loose 

 her kicks no matter how hard 
 they may be 
 lack the first degree touch 
this GOV yank had

for myself 
 I love to see the finger prints
of glorious human folly
all over the guillotine 

makes me love my species 
all the more