round two first there was nam ....... ------------------------------------------- “a quagmire is a very bad situation you can’t get out of “ mister rodgers is present day iraq a no exit american torment ? is it a national QUAGMIRE shit no exit Iraq ? hell it couldn’t be easier all we got to do is put the troops together and blow ---------------------------------------------- IRAQ is a tar baby only if you want one high national officials both elected and appointed left and right got the same line " we got ourselves a full knuckle quag on our hands " they all say it not just the bounty gobblers among them " we're all nation builders now " fuck ! ================ you could figure on the ones slipping their backers private Iraqets but St Woodrow's kids too ? to the lot of them I say horse apples ! good people this Quag is a gag all this partisan back and forth its apache dancing pure theatre looks cruel but its all a big act whether its hand waving or hand wringing all this no exit clash and nash hell it's a put up job your fearless leaders on both sides of the main aisle are just scrambling the walnut shells have ya lost sight of the peas yet ? ---------------------------- what we have here is just overseas bidness as usual plus the golden goose taxpayers leverage key upgrade here over standard corporate ops the actual cross baring gets put on the tab of us suckers with taxable pay streams =================== and folks theres no way out by votin' Reps or Dems everything remains the same now we're in there both teams hawk and dove say " we got to keep on keeping on" yep despite the fuss and feathers mr and mrs tax cow this IRAQ thing is just another true blue back pocket consensus ( party to party relations too close to call ) besides there’s the sheer delight any warm blooded soul must feel when they're corn holing the shit eaters that voted for them -------------------------------------------------------- the woodrovians ? " well what about the ladies and street artists if we pull out now the bruts will ..." Socratic to the core those dummos ------------------------------- AGAIN TO ALL OF THIZ i say " can't leave? oh really how about this way out how about a simple ninety day notice sent to any and all interested factions stick the prospect right in their snoots sure odds favor a Balkans type love fest once we're clear so what ----------------------------- details to plan A say " we is out " " out in 90 " and come time just bug off just fucking bug don't it got to end that way eventually IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER how many tax and credit billions we funnel to Hellofaburben and friends some day the sunnis kurds and shiites got to settle up man to man so i say give ‘em all 90 to get ready to rumble and bug the fuck flat out let the baby blue hats take it from here let the worldwide Scandinavian peace conspiracy pick up the chips if they can to the oft throated if its so easy what then do we do to make it happen one answer smart bomb the U fucking S shitting Congress now so happily SWIMMING IN THE QUAG --------------------------------------------- as i say right now either way vast majorities up on the hill can’t find an aspect of this fucking Irocky horror show they don’t want to WALLOW in fuck they’re French kissing each other down there the gigs givin donor boners galore get me ================= part two Christ on his fucking throne the razor backs got every one trying to grab an invite to this potlatch they even got the dead frank wright in on it now fucking nomads from the fricking grave americas legendary designer himself wants us in to stay god love the buck dancers and their flack teams they've actually gone out and dug up some plans the great one drew up way back in 58 for no less a patron then the Brit installed fat chance Hashemite king 1958 the hashemite stooge himself just one or two years away from royal decapitation you really should check this out folks what a spendid conception a totally self sufficient complex modernity in a can and smack dab betwixt the two history drenched rivers authentic local themes stepped pyramids breezy palm groves burbling fountains of golden aspect the works even el neato a two way two play combo opera house and basketball court higher Ed(Coed complete) campus girls dorms everywhere like hanging gardens and most unforgettable this shrewdly blended old and new market square like as if George Jetson hit the BAZZAR scene yes indeed everything these days is going down in bagdad town -------------------------------------------- what somethin' different? well then BUSTER BROWN YOU SIR need to figure a way to turn this whole damn yankee skipper of bagdad feeding frenzy into a blood sport you need to figure out how those fucking responsible Congressers of ours can be made to pay a deadly price a blood price a blood for blood price if those fuckers keep spilling the blood of our young finest like they ‘re doing and doin it with let em all eat cock sang froid then you got to find a way to spill some of their blood and spill it all legal and nice ** THE END ----------------------------------------------- ** FYI elsewhere yours truly has made his modest proposal along these lines i called it THE ONE FOR TWO HUNDRED blood for blood pay back GUARANTEE still seems most fair to my mind most fair indeed ============= for those new to my many spare time pieces of pure wisedom it goes like this for every 200 combat deaths one porky old sitting Congressional gets to also " die for his country" picked by lot the winner gets a deep six lethal HOT SHOT yes madam right there in the capitol building and at a joint session too with both houses in solemn assembly and while runnin' an across the board broadcast road block no choice no "wheel" no red sox game you watch this execution or you beat off we can bring back Cronkite to do the call -------------------------------------------- by the way for you heads out there heres the skinny on the designated hot shot its new its from finland they call it silver blue pump some of this shit in and its straight to the ceiling like a scalded nun then wham yer back on the pallet stuttering like a chipmunk and BROTHER LET ME TELL YA the hell burn is so intense you’'ll be screaming for an axe blow to the neck after say a minute of this theres suddenly this largely inexplicable moment of pure light and glory that lasts till you're once more headed up the wall brain aflame torso raked by a thousand invisible razors next and this doesn't happen to every one some of ya anyway will start doing this assine freeze body head snapping hoppy hop like a zonked out woodpecker shit is it a shameless fucking uncontrollable freak dance finally since all good things must end as if to the ring of a devine buzzer ya launch into this fantastic super human swan like leap landing many many feet away flop down face flat jaw shattered and like totally deadsville man FROM VIP TO RIP all in 200 seconds ======================= silver blue coming thru hows about try one a those on for size Senator ----------------------------------------------- my fellow americans i say we got to put some bad juice into this set up if we expect these fuckers to respect the loss of blood and treasure some of em must diePosted by pinky at October 30, 2003 07:44 AM
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