October 08, 2005

Paging the Hunger Chancellor. Hungerkanzler, please pick up

Okay, you read it here first: the Republicans are going to take a dive in 2008 and let a Democratic Hunger Chancellor pick up the pieces.

To paraphrase Philip Larkin, they may not want to, but they will. Bush version 2.2 has -- not unexpectedly -- overreached badly, and with a little help from the weather, seems to have blotted its copybook at least as thoroughly as version 1.0 (the "read my lips" release). The Democrats are of course all dead men walking, plus a few women, but come '08 they will look no more dead than the Republicans. It will be "their turn" again, as their slogan in '92 so self-revealingly ran, and to them will fall the honor of hauling down the flag in Iraq, explaining the bust of the insanely overheated housing market, and very likely rationing gasoline.

Contemplating this prospect, the Republicans may find it easier to reconcile themselves to a little R&R in opposition.

After all, they have pretty much accomplished everything they really wanted to do. The lineaments of the police state are firmly in place. Taxation of the rich is derisory, social spending even more so, and the Holy Inquisition of intellectual-property enforcement is poised to insert a tendril into every laptop and iPod. Why not take a well-deserved break?

The original Hunger Chancellor, Heinrich Bruning, reminds me a lot of, well, Hillary Clinton. Like Hillary, he was the quintessential liberal: a pious, moral, diligent man, deeply respectful of institutions, possessed of a certain pallid sympathy for the downtrodden but quite unable to see the world from their angle. Like Hillary's hubby, Bruning was obsessed with balancing the budget. And, of course -- just to close the circle -- the Social Democrats supported him, holding their noses no doubt, as the "lesser evil."


Posted by gracchus at October 8, 2005 12:20 AM | TrackBack
Comments

but can they be stopped


we must run a plausible peace nik
and split the vote
giving
the likes
of
that manchurian munchkin
johnny boy McCain
the keys to the oval office

Posted by: teddy rosenfelt on October 8, 2005 09:28 PM

the 08
fix must be un fixed


above all
we need a whig shattered
donkeekong

and hey
6 more years
of full diameter
elephant plops would be nice too

Posted by: danzig doug on October 8, 2005 09:32 PM
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