June 07, 2005

Expertae crede

You've got to hand it to Hillary Clinton. Quite apart from being deeply attractive -- I know, I know, I'm sick -- she has the balls of a brass monkey.

The Lucrezia Borgia of the Democratic Party spoke recently at a "Women for Hillary" breakfast, which raised $250,000 for her 2006 Senate re-election campaign. I guess not too many of these particular Women For Hillary work at Wal-Mart. These would be Women For Hillary With Husbands On Wall Street.

I wan't there -- not being a woman, or For Hillary in any sense except the erotic -- but I bet she kept a perfectly straight face as she repeated the following lines:

"Whether it's the right to organize and be part of the American labor movement ... whether it's the right to be able to be have a choice when it comes to the most private and intimate decisions that a woman has to make, whether it is to protect the environment - whatever it is that we slowly but surely built up during the 20th century, this current administration and their allies in Congress want to turn the clock back on all of that."

Now that's rich. Just what were she and her husband up to, during their eight years in the White House, but exactly this?

-- What? Speak up... Oh. Right. Hubby had other things to amuse him. Fair enough. But Hillary, as far as I know, was right on task the whole time. No interns for her.

Sigh.


Posted by gracchus at June 7, 2005 06:25 PM | TrackBack
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Posted by: lou prima on June 8, 2005 02:25 PM

well not turn the clock back ..not exactly

more like stop it and keep it stopped

freeze the clock
till relived of office

then the turn backing can recommence......

i believe there's a ratchet analogy floating around these parts ?

bill and hillary ratchet

ah and theres tiny tim liebermint

the couples
goo goo crippled
dog in the manger off shoot

Posted by: meat me on June 9, 2005 02:41 PM
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